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Randomly Selected Unisex Tee

Randomly Selected Unisex Tee

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All sales on Randomly Selected Unisex Tees are final.

No exchanges or returns.

Our Randomly selected shirt is a (1) randomly selected unisex tee that gets added to your order! THESE ARE UNISEX TEES ONLY. 

The mystery makes it more fun!

BONUS: We are bringing back the following colors that are no longer available on site:

💥 Grass Green triblend
💥 Storm triblend
💥 Sunset triblend
💥 Orange triblend
💥 Mint triblend

Here is what you should know:

  • All selections are completely random.
  • All sales are final. No exchanges and returns are available.
  • You may receive a shirt with SWEARS.
  • You may receive a shirt you already own!
  • If you add multiple shirts to your order, we CAN NOT guarantee that you will not receive duplicate colors.

Unisex tees are a looser fit (True to Size). 

YOU MAY RECEIVE A SEASONAL/HOLIDAY THEMED SHIRT

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07/08/2022
Sara S.
United States

You know me!

I have recently been getting the randomly selected tees and have been getting those really wonderfully worded shirts that I may have seen in the past and decided that I just could not get for myself as I was trying to be more staid and appropriate. Well......these shirts have been the best things to have gotten as they have been so much more "me" and how I really think versus how I have ben trying to present myself. I have no issues with the very colorful legging designs but the written words have been a different growth experience.

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EH
04/25/2022
Eden H.
United States United States

CVG has the best shirts

I love the randomly selected tee. I got the "it's not swagger, I'm just sore" in blue and i LOVE IT. I couldn't stop wearing but knew I had to wash it. I'll be buying more

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MT
04/14/2022
Melissa T.
United States United States

So fun!!

I love ordering the randoms! It’s a fun surprise!!

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04/20/2022

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