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I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt

I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt

94 reviews

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

You got 3 hours of sleep. Maybe it was the 3rd cup of coffee at 4pm. Maybe you were up way too late scrolling on Tiktok. Could've been the guy on your street who started his big dumb truck that desperately needs a new exhaust at 4am. Whatever the reason, your usual morning coffee is just not going to cut it today.

Been there, done that. That's why we created this funny workout shirt! It will be the most comfortable workout shirt you own! This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top.  This option is great for working out in.  Choose from 6 different color options.

 

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S 2-4
M 6-10
L 10-14
XL 14-18
XXL 18-20

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  • U.S. Delivery Timeframe: 5-8 business days (includes processing)

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JC
04/20/2024
Julie C.
United States United States

Unbelievably AWESOME

The softest, most comfortable gear around. High quality, lasts forever, and never disappointed! Love CVG!

RW
03/25/2022
Rachel W.
United States United States

Love it, but the tee runs small!

The tanks are pretty roomy, but in the short sleeved tee I needed a medium (I’m normally xs or small). Super soft and comfortable.

03/30/2022

Constantly Varied Gear

Hey Rachel, Thank you so much for your purchase! We appreciate you sharing this feedback. If you need help with anything please feel free to reach out to us at support@constantlyvariedgear.com.

KR
08/09/2021
Kris R.
United States United States

Most Accurate Shirt Ever (and not just the fit!)

I adore these shirts--I buy them big, and they are very comfortable.

JG
08/06/2021
Jamie G.
United States United States

Flowey tank

I absolutely love this!!! Great quality and comfortable!

OW
06/09/2021
Olivia W.
United States United States

Great tank!

This was a gift for a friend, but she loves the design and the comfort this tank provides while she’s getting her workout in! Best purchase!