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I've Never Seen Satan & My Trainer In A Room At The Same Time Just Saying... Shirt

I've Never Seen Satan & My Trainer In A Room At The Same Time Just Saying... Shirt

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We appreciate our trainers. They help us keep going when our body wants to stop. But.. sometimes it feels like they just want to watch us suffer, doesn't it? 

Kind of weird that we've never seen them and Satan in the gym together. Suspicious.

Crush your trainer's routines with this cool, comfy workout shirt. This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top. This is a great option for working out in.  Choose from 6 different color options.

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4.8 Based on 76 Reviews
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EC
10/30/2023
Elise C.
United States United States

Maybe don’t surprise your trainer with this shirt

Got this shirt to surprise my trainer with. Putting it on I felt the smooth comfort of the dark lords embrace and thought to myself, what is this shirt made of, the soft wool of a sacrificial lamb? I got to the gym to meet my trainer and she laughed off the shirt. It wasn’t until later in my session I noticed that while this shirt’s sleeveless glory kept me cool throughout the vicious circuits my trainer put me through, tiny little horns began to poke through my trainers head. Perhaps this shirt was a little too on the nose.

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DB
08/19/2022
Debra B.
United States United States

Love it! Fits perfectly and very comfortable

JC
08/11/2022
Jodie C.
United States United States

Great!

Love the light airy feeling

AS
07/26/2022
Amy S.
United States United States

LOVE!!!

We always tease our trainers that when we are working out, we are in their devils playground. Saw this tank and it was a must have. I wore it into they gym the day after I got it and everyone laughed. I have never found a better brand of leggings our tanks. I am in love and so addicted to CVG. Not just a brand it's a LIFESTYLE!

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03/18/2022
Sarah D.
United States United States

My trainer isn’t really satan but he loves this shirt

Experience was good. The shirt is comfortable and breathable.

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03/23/2022

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