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Heart Of A Mermaid Mouth Of A Sailor Shirt

Heart Of A Mermaid Mouth Of A Sailor Shirt

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Shop our Heart Of A Mermaid Mouth Of A Sailor Tank Top.  Affordable, funny mermaid workout shirt for all types of fitness.  Great for anyone that knows they're a mermaid at heart, but sometimes can't hold their tounge.

This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top. This is a great option for working out in.  Choose from 6 different color options.

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10/18/2022
Delilah E.
United States United States

Perfection in a shirt!

Outstanding !!! I get so many compliments on my CVG apparel every single day! I love it!!!

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10/20/2022

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06/16/2022
Rhonda N.
United States United States

Love it!

Love these shirts. Perfect for working out and always with a cute/pithy saying.

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09/01/2021
Rochelle S.
United States United States

Lovely Fit and Color

I really love this shirt the fabric and color is wonderful against the skin. Will recommend your company to all family and friends. Thank you

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08/25/2021
Julie A.
United States United States

Mouth of a sailor

I absolutely LOVE this tank. I get SO many compliments on ALL of my gear, reall! I live in CVG every.single.day!!!

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05/02/2021
Brande J.
United States United States

Mer-mazing top!!!!

First off the saying is so appropriate! CVG tops are true to size and do not shrink in the wash. The lettering has never come off no matter how much I wash them or what I put them through in my workouts/Spartan races. Love CVG and they’re the only brand of workout clothing I buy.

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