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I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt Unisex

You got 3 hours of sleep. Maybe it was the 3rd cup of coffee at 4pm. Maybe you were up way too late scrolling on Tiktok. Could've been the guy on your street who started his big dumb truck that desperately needs a new exhaust at 4am. Whatever the reason, your usual morning coffee is just not going to cut it today.

Been there, done that. That's why we created this funny workout shirt! Available as a looser, unisex t-shirt or a tank top - both are great workout shirts! You can choose from 4 different colors for both styles.

To view our tutorial of how to make this shirt a muscle tank, click here.

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