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I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt Unisex

You got 3 hours of sleep. Maybe it was the 3rd cup of coffee at 4pm. Maybe you were up way too late scrolling on Tiktok. Could've been the guy on your street who started his big dumb truck that desperately needs a new exhaust at 4am. Whatever the reason, your usual morning coffee is just not going to cut it today.

Been there, done that. That's why we created this funny workout shirt! Available as a looser, unisex t-shirt or a tank top - both are great workout shirts! You can choose from 4 different colors for both styles.

To view our tutorial of how to make this shirt a muscle tank, click here.

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HW
07/20/2020
Hannah W.
United States United States

Made it my own

Got this bigger so I could make a muscle tank out of it for the gym. It was my first time trying that but it turned out great. And everyone got a kick outta the saying, like always!

RR
09/13/2018
Rick R.
United States

Love these shirts

It feels and fits great...

A Constantly Varied Gear Customer
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02/17/2018
Rosa E.
Canada

Husbeast approved

Bought this s a gift for my husband and he’s in love. Mutual CvG addiction in this house now! No more hiding my packages, he wants to know what I got and if there’s anything for him!

KW
11/27/2017
Kristen W.
United States

This shirt is awesome

I recently bought this shirt for my personal trainer and he absolutely loves it!

AB
08/04/2017
Alexandra B.

Awesome shirt!

As always the quality is top! It fits great and it's now my bf's favorite t shirt!

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