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If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Will Shirt
If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Will Shirt
It's said that about 90% of human communication is non-verbal. Does that include this shirt?
Guaranteed to get a few laughs, this funny workout shirt is created for any fitness level and any kind of workout. It will quickly become your favorite workout shirt, as it's soft and comfortable!
This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top. This is a great option for working out in. Choose from 6 different color options.

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Fun tank!
It's a fun top with nice light fabric for sweat workouts.

Love these tanks!
These tanks are the most comfortable tanks I have ever worn - and they’re flattering to boot! As a fluffy, big-chested girl, I have a hard time finding tanks that fit well and flatter; these tanks do it all. Also, the sayings on the front are amazing and I can always find one (or 4) that suit my personality to a tee.

Not happy
I returned the product- it was cheaply made with thin see through material. Not satisfied at all with purchase especially for the price you have it for.
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Tank
I love the feel of the tank and the fit.

Says so much
Love this, fits great and matches my personality!