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Randomly Selected Shirt
Randomly Selected Shirt
All sales on Randomly Selected Shirts are final.
No exchanges or returns.
Our Randomly selected shirt is a randomly selected shirt that gets added to your order! THESE ARE RACERBACK TANKS ONLY. NO OPEN BACKS, MUSCLE TANK, BASEBALL TEE, MEN'S FIT, THERMAL, CROP OR HIGH NECK TANKS OFFERED.
The mystery makes it more fun!
Here is what you should know:
- All selections are completely random.
- YOU MAY RECEIVE A SEASONAL/HOLIDAY THEMED SHIRT
- All sales are final. No exchanges and returns are available.
- You may receive a shirt with SWEARS.
- You may receive a shirt you already own!
- You may receive a shirt with a political message.
- If you add multiple shirts to your order, we CAN NOT guarantee that you will not receive duplicate colors.
Currently only Racerback Tanks available.
Racerback tanks are a looser fit (True to Size).
YOU MAY RECEIVE A SEASONAL/HOLIDAY THEMED SHIRT



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So fun
The randoms are always a fun surprise, and they are such good quality.

Soooooo soft!
I would not have picked the top I was sent. But im so in love with it! It's soft. The saying is adorable. And the cut is so flattering

Great Leggins!!!
The leggins I bought are fantastic!! Great quality, I purchased them on sale at a great price, and I love how they fit!

Random Tanks
These are super soft, comfortable & light weight. I got on tank that said: JOYFUL & another that said: I'd be happy to demonstrate what "HITS LIKE A GIRL" really means. Perfect for my sense of humor!
Constantly Varied Gear
Hey Jean, We're so happy you love them! If we can help with anything please reach out to us at support@constantlyvariedgear.com.

Randomly selected shirt
I love getting the randomly selected stuff!! CVG always makes sure you don't already have it. My most recent random shirt was a lovely color and a cute saying….love, love, love ALL of my CVG!!
Constantly Varied Gear
Hey Karin, We're so happy you love them! If we can help with anything please reach out to us at support@constantlyvariedgear.com.