While the rest of the world makes workout apparel for the ‘Barbies’, Constantly Varied Gear crafts gear for the Wonder Women with a sailor’s mouth.
For the chicks who #dgaf, we rounded up 23 of our favorite shirts to enhance your strong personality while you work on that physique.
Are you ready to offend?
For strutting around the gym like ‘I’m a boss lady fuck you’.
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Let’s get physical, physical.
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More mass, more badass.
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You’re #blessed, they’re not. You’re just trying to educate.
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Let your shirt tell your trainer what you’re too afraid to say.
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Squats are like sex. If it ain’t deep, it doesn’t count. Chalk up and get to work.
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But at least you enunciate them clearly and re-rack your weights.
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When you’re dealing with an ass to sass ratio, there’s a lot of work to be done.
Just offensive as fuck.
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Oh, so sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try a Shut-the-fucupcake.
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Most people are shallow, so this really isn’t too far off.
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There’s nothing better than being a beast and doing what others say you can’t.
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Not today, Satan. Not today.
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For the days that you don’t even feel like verbally acknowledging that fifth rep of burpees may actually kill you.
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… with gangster rap blasting, selling dope in your head. No time to be friendly. Let them know they need to keep moving.
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When all you want is acknowledgment for a job well done.
Knock down the male ego a peg or three. Or five.
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Him: “Hey girl, you’re looking a little weak in the knees *winks*.”
You: “Oh, yeah, that’s because yesterday was leg day. BYE.”
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Don’t cry over boys. Do some squats and make them wish they still had dat ass.
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When you have zero time and patience left for men who think your muscles are ‘manly’.
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Sometimes you gotta throw a dog a bone.
Ever offended someone with food? Now you can.
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Last time we checked, there’s no ‘Big Mac’ flavored protein shake.
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It’s not burrito body season so you may want to try a carrot.
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Don’t you wish you could put some people on mute?
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It’s hard to understand why people make insane suggestions like ‘go for a run’ or ‘eat some kale.’ Like, no Susan, fuck you.
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#Profuckingfanityisspecfuckingtacular
Bonus: For a head-to-toe zero fucks given look, shop these customer favorites.
- Start with an aggressive headband.
- No shirt, no problem. Your main girls can join the fun as well.
- Round out the look with badass leggings.
Constantly Varied Gear supports your right to offend. Stay badass by shopping these styles.
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